"Pretend I'm a shower curtain!"
"Oh God, it's all gone tits up."
"Lady Gaga would totally wear this."
Today me and Steve took 3 bags and 1 box of garden waste to the tip, along with lots of electrical rubbish. Then we went into the plumbing shop and bought one of those shower pole thingies and a shower curtain.
Upon my return, I attempted to fit it all with Joe, but accidentally a nap.
Then I woke up, and me and Joe blasted the bathroom wall with our amazingness until the shower pole thingy and the shower curtain were fitted, both professionally and with style.
I had a shower in my own home for the first time in well over a month and it was so good I cannot even. You guys, me and Joe and Steve are amaze.