Monday, 19 January 2015

We Need More Golems

So there's this house that lives next door and we are hoping to buy it and expand our hippy empire. It's shared accommodation with five bedrooms and communal living space, a kitchen and a garden. You can have pets, you can put pins in your walls, and you know those creatures called 'Landlordes', well... the bad news is, you still have a landlord. The good news is that YOU are the landlord.

If you want:-

- Control over your living conditions and accommodation
- A chance to live sustainably and share skills in living sustainably
- A chance to take a house out of the hands of the market for good; to perpetually provide affordable housing so long as there are tenants to occupy it
- To sack your landlord
- To kick the patriarchy in the face
- To grow and eat strange vegetables you've never seen before
- To decorate your living space however you see fit
- To live in a cult in a harmonious society with no rituals whatsoever. Honest.

We are looking to buy and renovate this property within the year, so we are looking for tenants to fill the rooms in late 2015.

Not a bad spot for a co-op
Here are a few other things you might want to know:-

-We welcome people of all genders, races, sexuality and species
- We don't mind if you are on the dole
- We don't rent single rooms to couples
- We have a crazy old dog

If you're interested, please get in touch! Come round for tea, have a chat etc.

Buying next door will give us twice as much garden to enlushify!

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